My name is Lance. I like movies. Television. Books. Comics. Nice clothes and cute boys. :-D

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isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

jakefinity:

I(on the right) go every year to Disneyland with my family ever since I was 8. I love Disneyland so much because I hold so many childhood memories. My boyfriend(on the left) however had never been in his life. It broke my heart when he told me and I knew that I had to be the one to take him to the happiest place on Earth. So for Valentine’s day this year I formed up a surprise for him. I had him sleep at my house the night before and woke him up at 4:30 am on Valentine’s day and told him we we’re taking a trip but he can’t know where we are going so I blindfolded him. We we’re on the road at 5 and got there around noon. He complained the entire 6 hour car ride but when we finally got there and I took off the blindfold he seemed to forget all about the uncomfortable car ride. I then gave him these matching sweaters I made and the day continued to be as magical as my love for him :)

jakefinity:

I(on the right) go every year to Disneyland with my family ever since I was 8. I love Disneyland so much because I hold so many childhood memories. My boyfriend(on the left) however had never been in his life. It broke my heart when he told me and I knew that I had to be the one to take him to the happiest place on Earth. So for Valentine’s day this year I formed up a surprise for him. I had him sleep at my house the night before and woke him up at 4:30 am on Valentine’s day and told him we we’re taking a trip but he can’t know where we are going so I blindfolded him. We we’re on the road at 5 and got there around noon. He complained the entire 6 hour car ride but when we finally got there and I took off the blindfold he seemed to forget all about the uncomfortable car ride. I then gave him these matching sweaters I made and the day continued to be as magical as my love for him :)

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

If you read the book he’s still wasting his money on a metaphor that doesn’t really change

(Source: prettylittletmi)

Oberyn Nymeros Martell, Tyrion muttered under his breath as he fell in beside the man. The Red Viper of Dorne. And what in the seven hells am I supposed to do with him? He knew the man only by reputation, to be sure… but the reputation was fearsome. When he was no more than sixteen, Prince Oberyn had been found abed with the paramour of old Lord Yronwood, a huge man of fierce repute and short temper. A duel ensued, though in view of the prince’s youth and high birth, it was only to first blood. Both men took cuts, and honor was satisfied. Yet Prince Oberyn soon recovered, while Lord Yronwood’s wounds festered and killed him. Afterward men whispered that Oberyn had fought with a poisoned sword, and ever thereafter friends and foes alike called him the Red Viper. 

(Source: oberynymeros)